One of the ways to reduce stress is to stop doing everything. But it’s so hard to say no. I used to have an app called Big Box of NO, but it died. So I made some of my own.

These NOs are brought to you by my new artificial intelligence voiceover engine, Speechelo. I paid $47 for the ability to transform text into speech because the site claimed “We GUARANTEE no one will tell your voiceover is A.I. generated.”

I disagree that you can’t tell, but they’re pretty good. What do you think?